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A master cocksman.
Yessenia knew that she would have to lock this man down. He was a Cordes of the utmost degree.
Cordes by Yevgenia June 26, 2022
The kind of person who willingly adds the cherry to the top of your ice cream (Metaphorically and literally). S/he is the one who decides if your gathering or assembly of people will be enjoyable by merely showing up. These clever beings are in-fact human, even though they have the body of a Greek God/ Goddess. It is politically correct to say they are perfect in virtually every way.

Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.

WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.
Wait Sean is going? That kid is such a Cordes, i'm in!
Cordes by guy2theleft April 28, 2011

Corresponder 

The most primo vape in ripping distance. It allows the boys to truly connect to the nic; deviously. We praise the correspond.
Doc Jones: yo the corresponder needs my attention, where she at?
Ted: one sec fham
Corresponder by Big Chunder January 29, 2023

*Cries in Gucci* 

Definition: A rich and famous person who makes an apology video who "cries" in the video even though they know their faking it and has a better life than someone else.
Omg, Famous person made an apology video and they just *Cries in Gucci* for the whole video!
*Cries in Gucci* by Dr. Pluto September 12, 2020

Scrotum cozies 

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

CASE OF THE COBIES 

Coughing after one drag of a joint.
Courtney: *coughing*
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”

- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.