Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

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SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

Cooling 

Cooling is a slang word/term way of saying nothing much just chilling at the house.

Friend 1. Hey man. What you up to?
Friend 2. Nothing much man just cooling. What's up?

Cooling by SAMABONES September 24, 2018

Capling (Drinking Game) 

Similar to the spirit of Curling, Capling is played with a beer bottle as a target and beer caps as the objects in play. Each player in a round of Capling is given the opportunity to toss 1 beer cap at the beer bottle with the closest cap to the bottle being the winner. The winner of the round is then allowed to dish out 10 drinks to any of the players, in any variation they choose (eg. losing player #1 must drink all 10). Once a player wins a round of Capling, they are then allowed to relocate the site of the beer bottle and another round begins with the past rounds winner shooting first.

Capling was invented by Jeff Dawidowitz and Mike Wickett in the beautiful city of St. Catharines, Ontario. While Jeff Dawidowitz was the inaugural Capling champion, Mike Wickett has succeeded him in every championship since. Capling has reached the height of its popularity at Silly Sundays - a popular spot to catch a full days schedule of NFL Football.

Game of Capling (Drinking Game) example: Cap #1 lands closer to the bottle than Cap #2 at the end of the round. Therefore person who threw Cap #2 must drink 10.

Capling (Drinking Game) by Dawidowitz October 27, 2010

coppington 

the act of taking/ buying something from a store. similar to cop

girl one: this shirt is cute, should i coppington?
girl two: COPPINGTONNNNNNNNNNNN

coppington by hossyhoss August 7, 2018

Copping babes

When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.

Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.

Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.

Copping babes by Domino the kr33d May 21, 2019