copallero

/cop-al-yair-oh/ – a mounted police officer (not gender specific)

The bicycle thief tried a getaway through the park trails, but copalleros soon caught him.

copallero by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 2, 2010

bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

Coparazzi 

Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.

I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.

Coparazzi by minatepes March 27, 2011

jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .

Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"

jasmine cephas jones by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016

Cohan 

Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3

Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”

Cohan by bigdickpower101 January 19, 2019

Cochadera 

Spanish word for fuck fest or Orgy. Usually more than 4 people having sex together.

Josh: They must have a party next door cus I see a lot of people.

Matt: It's la cochadera going on right now. Just another sick orgy

Cochadera by joshwua915 September 10, 2014

copafeliac 

Somebody who can't control their urges to grab members of the opposite sex.

Did you see him grab her ass? He's such a copafeliac.

copafeliac by Crensworth February 27, 2007