Town in North West Leicestershire inhabited by 'Coalvillans'.
Famous for mining when you were allowed to do that, now the
home of every charity shop known to man and a pish
poor market. The only Cinema (The Rex) was closed down over 20 years ago.
Inhabitants often wander around in a zombie
like state wearing the traditional costume of saggy leggings and an oversized
T-shirt with several days
dinner noticable.
Avoid benefits day at the post office as this leads to an influx of visitors from the nearby Agar-Nook and Greenhill estates - not pleasent inbreds and drug dealers.