Town in North West Leicestershire inhabited by 'Coalvillans'.
Famous for mining when you were allowed to do that, now the home of every charity shop known to man and a pish poor market. The only Cinema (The Rex) was closed down over 20 years ago.
Inhabitants often wander around in a zombie like state wearing the traditional costume of saggy leggings and an oversized T-shirt with several days dinner noticable.
Avoid benefits day at the post office as this leads to an influx of visitors from the nearby Agar-Nook and Greenhill estates - not pleasent inbreds and drug dealers.
Ay Up Me Duck, I'm from Co'ville (Coalville).
To be greeted in the usual way by an inhabitant of the stinky shithole south Derbyshire Town of Swadlincote - Headbutted.
Similar to Glasgow Kiss, but less Scottish/Ginger.
'If he looks at me one more time like that, I'm gonna stick a Swad nod on him'
Village in leicestershire with more pubs than residents, not suprisingly, all people associated with whitwick are called pissheads.
Famously slagged off as a bit of a shitehole in a national newspaper.
Coming into town for a bevvy?
No I'll stay in whitwick.
An extremely large vagina.