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Urban Coctionary 

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary 

Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003

D*cktionary 

A joke made by many, then forgotten 5 days later, only to reappear when they see this.
Hey, lets look at up in the "D*cktionary"
D*cktionary by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

coctionary 

dictionary full of words where -dic is replaced with -coc.
Joelbill, will you look up the meaning of valecoctorian in your coctionary for Corbabs?
coctionary by Corbabs January 17, 2008