A
dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains
definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any
definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:
"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid
dictionary, I got my
definition from my cocktionary"
The saying usually goes better when you make a
masturbating gesture with your hand.