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Urban Coctionary 

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

cautionary whale 

a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age
Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.
cautionary whale by Anna M January 12, 2009

Chictionary 

A girl who gives guys advice on what girls like, particularly to help them with relationship problems.
Guy 1: Dude, Rachael just told me exactly how I can win Rebecca back!
Guy 2: Yeah man, Rachael's a total Chictionary.
Chictionary by Monkey-Turtle April 17, 2009

Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary 

Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003

Chictionary 

A personal listing of a player's selection of females that he can obtain sexual congress from at any point of the day or night, any day of the year. Usually kept in a blackbook or internet excel document that is hidden from all members of the chictionary, because of course they each think they're the only one.
1) Wow, I struck out big time tonight. Time to go home and call a floozy from my chictionary.

2) Vocally: Thanks so much for your number, Sally!
Mentally: You've just been added to the chictionary, Sally.
Chictionary by RobDB May 29, 2008