"Cookie" jar

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.

"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"

by Hey boss November 30, 2016

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 16, 2020

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Cookie jar prostitute

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

by April 25, 2017

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dip in the cookie jar

To stick your hand into a girls asshole

I just want to dip in the cookie jar

by Callmecrazybut_ November 21, 2014

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hand in the cookie jar

When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering

1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)

2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"

by themostpeppermentofcanes September 25, 2015

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