cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

cooked to British perfection by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011

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