Coopertastic 

Coopertastic means everything good with that person or thing. Coopertastic is an adjective that can be used to describe anything that has a good side. When the adjective is used on a person, it means funny, kind, loud, extroverted, outgoing, awesome, amazing, and friendly. When it is used to describe something, it means the best qualities of that thing.

He is coopertastic.

She is so not coopertastic.
My coopertastic grade was an A+.

Coopertastic by Cweino November 19, 2010

cougarita 

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.

That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.

cougarita by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008

Congenital Hoebag 

a hoe since birth

Britney Spears, Snookie, Justin Beiber are all congenital hoebags hoe green lantern dirty sanchez

Congenital Hoebag by XxXNUUBXxXTUUBEEXxX November 5, 2011

Congenital Adripia 

a condition when someone is born without the ability to acquire drip.

Sasà has absolutely, I think he has Congenital Adripia.

Congenital Adripia by Snabby February 6, 2021

congenital brother 

Congenital brother is a family member who aquired your DNA after kissing (or making out in any of its forms) an individual who has acquired you "amino acids" via oral sex.

Dany: welcome to the family, you're my new congenital brother
Stefan: ???
Dany: that skank you hooked up with was carrying a mouthful of my genetic code

congenital brother by bergali September 22, 2010

cooperitis 

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

cooperitis by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome 

CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.

The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).

Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.

Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.

Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome by DancingKali April 28, 2011