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A Convoe is a shorter word for Conversation, which is communication between two or more people.

Convoes are the ideal form of communication in some respects, since they allow people with different views on a topic to learn from each other.
Trevor had a convoe with Irene.
They're convoe was about the Internet.
The convoes have been saved.
convoe by Convoe October 19, 2010
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A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.
In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"
Convosite by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009

Convosaulted 

The act of multiple people sending you a message simultaneously through either texts, IMs, Facebook etc. hence making you feel as if you're being assaulted.
Chris: Damn man i was on AIM last night and i was convosaulted by like 8 people

Brian: haha what a loser.

Chris: at least people talk to me.

Brian: why do you hurt me?
Convosaulted by CKSN August 6, 2009

Convostasis 

The state a conversation, when both parties involved have exhausted all possible conversation topics, but continue to participate in the discussion because of the enjoyment they get from hanging out with the other person. The 'convo' has effectively achieved a status of balance and equlibrium, or in Latin, -stasis. It is usually, although not limited, between two people, and occurs most often in a facebook chat, or cell phone conversation.
" Annie and I were talking all night, and then we just ran out of things to say. We were in convostasis for a good hour."
Convostasis by natidawg October 6, 2009
Short for conversations
My convos with Danny are really awkward.
convos by purplechick84 May 24, 2009

Convorstion

A conversation that has nothing to do with the current topic. Note- Only to be used when discussing Inceptional things.
Derpy 1: UNLESS, you a zombie!
Derpy 2: That's a completely different convorstion!
Convorstion by Mason Wiggington. February 20, 2011

Convosation 

A conversation where the speaker or speakers do not share any important information or information of note.
Person 1: We just spoke about nothing really.
Person 2: So you had a Convosation.
Convosation by DX9 May 31, 2021