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Plot Contrivance 

Something that happens in the plot that is highly unlikely to happen, though still technically possible.

Different from plot hole as a plot hole is something that should be impossible to happen.
A scene featuring Q giving 007 his gadgets is a staple of James Bond films.
Now imagine if the film did not feature this and we see 007 using a never-before-seen gadget to get out of a tight situation. This would be a plot contrivance, as the audience would have zero reason to believe that 007 would have a gadget of this kind, though him having this gadget is still technically not impossible, preventing it from being a plot hole.
Plot Contrivance by Three-Eight January 22, 2019
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conniving cunt 

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.
i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

contrivium 

all those crazy science fiction materials with bizarre properties used to explain how the space travel gets around the laws of science.
contrivium is infinitely strong, lightweight, a room temperature superconductor, heatproof, and constantly emits high energy B.S. particles that can be used as a source of almost limitless energy.
engineer: "oh no! an engineering problem! what will we do?"

other engineer: "just build it out of contrivium!"

engineer: "oh yeah I forgot about that!"
contrivium by anpotato October 16, 2020
To plot or plan or conspire. Also a back-stabbing person.
I'm conniving a way to get back at my boyfriend for cheating on me.
conniving by gimpygiff March 5, 2008

Conniving Cunt 

A pack of 4-5 money hungry cunts who screw over someone any chance they get.
Conniving Cunts can often be spotted consuming bottles of Sailor Jerry's preparing for a night of cock teasing at local brothels. This pack can also be referred to as a bunch of sluters (aka. sluts) who are extremely materialistic and seek companionship only from those they wish to fuck over later. Often committing adultery, it is highly recommended that any male individual stay as far away from this blood sucking group of cunts as possible.
Conniving Cunt by TheMan85 April 25, 2010

conniving bitch 

a bitch who connives; one who conspires
Oh em gee! She is such a conniving bitch! I can't believe she made me do that!
conniving bitch by Bontaquesha September 6, 2007

Conniving Skanky Bitch 

Plotting behind your back slutty woman
plotting slutty sneaky whore conniving skanky bitch
Conniving Skanky Bitch by Rsamds January 10, 2014