"Compassionate Conservative."
I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

by Abudoobie January 09, 2006
Top Definition
A contradiction is two propositions used in combination where one makes the other impossible. It is something that is A and non-A at the same time. A contradiction, therefore, cannot exist in reality, since existence exists (whereas a contradiction could not possibly exist). In the cognitive process, reaching a contradiction as a conclusion or evaluation of reality is proof of an error in one's thinking.
A square circle is a contradiction in terms. It cannot even be imagined.

"Anyone who denies the law of non-contradiction should be beaten and burned until he admits that to be beaten is not the same as not to be beaten, and to be burned is not the same as not to be burned." (Avicenna, Medieval Philosopher)
by Ryan Gonet April 07, 2007
Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"
Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.
by Tony Ramone June 29, 2005
Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.
Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
by Wasabimoto March 27, 2007
The stupidest essay error of all time, and clearly points out that you couldn't possibly know less about the thing you were talking about, unless of course you acknowledge the contradiction.
Adolf Hitler was a cunning philanthropist. He was skilled in painting art, and led the Nazi regime, whose genocide was the leading cause of death for Jews in Europe at the time.

The Bible does not present all accurate information, and contains quite a few contradictions. In 2 Samuel, 24:1, God is the person to tell David to count his Israelite troops, but oddly, in I Chronicles 2, 1:1, Satan is counted as the person to tell David to count his troops.
by LWxxDark Wolf November 07, 2009
Lying. Saying something and doing the opposite.
Do as I say, not as I do because the shit's so deep you can't run away.

I beg to differ. On the contrary, I agree with every word that you say.

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

My wallet's fat and so is my head.

Hit and run and then I'll hit you again.

I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb.


I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right
by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010
Verb - When a person says something, and the person who said it, does the opposite of what he/she said.
"Hey, Lisa, don't eat at McDonalds, its bad for you."
"Kevin, I thought you said not to eat at McDonalds? You said it was bad for you. You're contradicting yourself you know."
(He eats at McDonalds despite telling other people not too.)

"Don't date her, she's not a good influence."
(Then he turns around and dates her, despite what he earlier said.)
"Why would you contradict yourself like that?"

by mufflesnuffle June 09, 2009

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