contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 6, 2013

cushion contact

When you're having sex with a fat girl and accidentally fuck one of her folds.

"I was about to bust when I realized it was just cushion contact."

by Cookie Monsieur April 12, 2010

high contact

when two people high on marijuana in public make eye contact and and realizes the other is high.

"Dude i was at McDonald's earlier and made high contact with this guy. He was trippin hard."

by bluntberrycrunch November 12, 2014

contact solution

multi - purpose no rub solution that is used for soft contact lenses to remove harmful protiens and clean

hey i have contacts and i use contact solution

by beanballz March 5, 2010

crack contact

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

by buttslapper81 September 2, 2011

contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

contact sad

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."

by Marinelarena Christian September 14, 2014