contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

contacting aliens by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

Contacting Aliens by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018

connecting the bots 

A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.

All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!

connecting the bots by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

Trash compacting 

The art of swooping in and stealing someones Kill in Halo or any other Online Shooters.

i.e Dropping an enemy's shield and then having the trash compactor finish him off getting all the credit.

Dude stop trash compacting me and get your own kill.

Trash compacting by doctor lollypop January 16, 2011

contatinho

Contatinho is a slang in brazilian portuguese.

Contatinho is someone that you casually have sex with but nobody knows.
A girl/boy can have a lot of contatinhos. The word contatinho means "contact" like someone that u have in your contact list.

Maria: Im so bored im gonna call one of my contatinhos.
Hanna: who?
Maria: pedro!

contatinho by brazilll October 19, 2020

Connocting Poopie 

1) When you try to connect with someone, but you mess it up

2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect

1) How was your date last night?

It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie

2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.

Connocting Poopie by Dr. Poopsnips PhD December 17, 2021

Contrapting 

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

Contrapting by Damon K. May 23, 2022