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When someone is confused in a very adorable way.
Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted
confuted by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019
Related Words

conputer 

something a complete moron says instead of computer, usually somebody who hasn't hit puberty yet.
It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness.
conputer by Stan's Mother June 18, 2010
A nasty pussy that smells of rotting fish an last weeks spaghet
Crystal Harris go wash your conuter we can smell it from states away!!
conuter by Thememester April 24, 2019

connteesion 

someone being made unconcious,and then brought back to life to be unconcious,or dead.
(cun-tees-zhun) connteesion

Conmuted 

The new Judicial sentence created for those who support Trump and committed a crime. It blends the dismay of your conviction with the joy of having that very conviction Presidentially erased. It eliminates the middleman.
If Roger had known his convictions would be conmuted, he would have conmitted a lot more crimes.
Conmuted by You rReal Name July 13, 2020

Conuter Stike 

A Conuter Stike is a steam user that got his account hacked without knowing by a Chinese hacker.
After that happens the hacker spams his friends with messages with Chinese text, malicious links and gift symbols.
-Dude you brother is a Conuter Stike again!
-Really man, this is the third time this month, WTF!
Conuter Stike by Danger X February 20, 2024