connectile dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

Word of the Day on February 15, 2007

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When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.

You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

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(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

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Connectisnobs

People who live in Connecticut and think they are better than everybody else in this world. Rich people in Connecticut who treat others like dirt.

Connectisnobs Connecticut snobs rich people

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Residents and people basically born in Connecticut. A basic slur for Connecticut people.

"That's why no one likes them connecticers, ain't shit to do in their boring ass state".
"Them gosh darn connectiers

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A term used for people born or residents of Connecticut. Also used as a funny insult. Used the same way as the n word but not fully.

"Those gosh darn connecticers coming in ruinning New York."

"Those darn connecticers"

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simply a slut from connecticut. typically lots of old money, probably went to Yale or Trinity or Connecticut College or Wesleyan.

A: What did you do last night?
B: 4 connectisluts sucked my dick at the yacht party

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