concision

1) Concise in quality
2) The state or quality of being Concise
3) Very concise, having great precision
4) The act of making something Concise
5) Terse or concise in speaking, expressing much in a short amount of words

Archaic: Cutting off, or making apart

Office Worker 1:I do Concision of documents here.
Office Worker 2: Bullshit, Concision isn't even a word.
Office Worker 1: I hate you.
Office worker 2: Succintly stated.

concision by Infamous Lunchbox April 5, 2008

concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.

My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.

concision by Writing J February 13, 2009

concision

Very concise, with great precision. Also overtly particular about trivial details. Strict attention to detail.

It was with great concision that the contract plans were drawn up.

concision by Robin Kazmeroff September 25, 2006

confusitorial

A tutorial that leaves one more confused than before they started.

Joe carefully read the instructions for the DIY project he was starting, but by the time he finished reading the online confusitorial, he decided to give up and go eat some bacon.

confusitorial by cicadawhisperer October 31, 2011

Cockistocracy 

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy

In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.

Cockistocracy by b.rizz December 13, 2016

Concisionist 

One who advocates practicing concision when articulating feelings, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing.

"Concisionist" implies that there are concisionists—individuals who practice and advocate concision when feeling, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing, and non-concisionist, those who do not practice concision, and anti-concisionists, those who advocate communicating unconcisely, usually to prevent audiences from learning to communicate concisely and in the process getting smarter. Concisionism is the name for the ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing.

Concisionist by but for September 9, 2018

Concisionism 

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

Concisionism by but for September 9, 2018