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confirmative

to agree; to confirm; to affirm; when something is right, it can be deemed confirmative.
"Dude, chicks are for fags."
"Confirmative, I mean really the last time i wear those shorts i got beat up."

confirmative

Combination of (confir)med & affir(mative); possibly used in CB trucker talk.
~Scoog, are you reading me?
-Copy that Clancy , I'm reading you loud and clear
~Did you see that Bard Owl at when Fueling up?
-I believe that was a Spotted Owl
~That's Confirmative
confirmative by PfdfasskjPsilo March 2, 2017

confirmative

The word a Zeus uses instead of affirmative or confirmed when s/he is unable to make up their mind
Soldier: "Broadway can we get an arsenal"
Broadway: "Confirmative"
confirmative by Unicron5120 July 7, 2017

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it
I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

Confirmation Wipe 

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
Confirmation Wipe by Lunicus December 4, 2011

Confirmation Bias 

The natural human tendency to hold opinions that agree with one's own point-of-view as more valuable than opinions that do not. However, this can be magnified to an insane proportion in ignorant people, overly-religious people, people who have power, people who think they have power, people on a power trip, and people who hate criticism in general. This may stem from a fear of change, what one does not know, or from an OD god complex.
Most 4chan users have an off-the-wall confirmation bias.