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configurat 

configurat is a romanian techtoker that has 9 samsung phones
person: bă da cât de interesat de tehnologie ești?
configurat: da
configurat by pircamizeria July 17, 2022

Configurate 

Slang for configure; Natural "guess" when attempting to use the root of the word "configuration."
Sir, please configurate my computer.
Configurate by Loy February 5, 2008

Connigured

When someone nigga rigs, half asses, etc., a network, or server configuration.
Josh connigured the network over at Smiley D's and now there seems to be a loop in it.
Connigured by MicroNig October 31, 2018

configuration masochism 

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.
An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.

Canine Configuration 

Doggy Style for classy people.
Gerald requested the Canine Configuration for his birthday. Heather laid there and thought of England.
Canine Configuration by YipYipYip December 10, 2013

eyeballs out configuration 

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.
The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.