Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

Conference Room Circle Jerk by B-MAG November 3, 2013

One-man Conference Room 

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.

John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

One-man Conference Room by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011

Conference Room Confidence 

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.

Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.

Conference Room Confidence by IndySparkPlug August 19, 2010

Cake in the Conference Room 

When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.

Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.

Cake in the Conference Room by BuckeloKentuckelo November 11, 2019

conference room 

Location where sexual favors are exchanged at work. An invitation to the conference room means to have sex behind closed doors at work in the designated place.

I need to see you in the conference room.
Let's meet in the conference room.

conference room by karl4uue September 25, 2009