condom cake

the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.

The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.

I fucked her last night then passed out and woke up to a condom cake.

condom cake by dubbbs January 17, 2008

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Condombate

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.

1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.

Condombate by groundhawk April 2, 2012

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Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

Condomate by Sebubby January 14, 2020

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condomeater

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms

1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'

condomeater by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010