condomary
condomary by uttam maharjan September 23, 2011
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Condombrella
A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Condombrella by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009
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condomary • Condomarcado • Condomaro • condomer • Condoman • Condomania • condomasturbate • Condomate • condomating • condomaximum
condomaximum
the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
condomaximum by litbrit June 14, 2010
Condomer
A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)
Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,
Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
Condomeyes
1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
Condomeyes by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012
condomasturbate
to masturbate into a condom.
Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.
condomasturbate by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011
Condoman
When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Condoman by penismachine September 29, 2019