1) n. A Mr. Potato
Head-esque facial adornment
consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes
in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes
in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife
refused to let me give
her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch
(again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.
2) After my opponent missed
a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"