1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch
(again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
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