What broke last night.
by BBPow August 15, 2010
by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021
by SKKW1313 June 8, 2015
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
by KrimsonSmartass September 27, 2008
Haven't you heard?
If you're gonna make LOVE,
WEAR a GLOVE!!!
CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,
So you Better WEAR a LATEX,
Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,
That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!
Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!
My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
If you're gonna make LOVE,
WEAR a GLOVE!!!
CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,
So you Better WEAR a LATEX,
Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,
That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!
Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!
My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."
Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."
Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."
Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."
Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."
by Q. Jakers August 12, 2009
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
by anon June 27, 2004
A condom can protect against STI while having sex and can help you last longer. It also serves as a birth control but it is recommended to use another birth control in addition in case a condom breaks. Additional lubricant may be necessary to avoid breaking a condom. Some condoms are a bit thicker, which can improve security and stamina. If you have a casual partner, condoms can also be used for a blowjob to prevent STI. Usually condoms are already lubricated but there are condoms without lubricant in case the girl does not like lubricant for a blowjob. If you want to have a threesome but don't have female condoms, it is recommended to use one condom for each girl, to avoid sharing an STI between the 2 girls.
by Find a Wingman July 25, 2020