couching distance 

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004

Straight Couchin 

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

Conchita Espinosa 

The irrelevant school in miami that all the girls want belen boys and all the boys go to columbus

Girl: I go to conchita espinosa

Any boy: what the fuk is that

Conchita Espinosa by mylifeissococo September 14, 2019

LSU Coaching 

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

LSU Coaching by curbyfit January 18, 2012

Cochino(a) Head 

Spanglish; Someone who has their mind in the gutter. Dirty minded. Cochino is used for a male, cochina is for a female.

S/he made a perverted remark, s/he's a cochino(a) head.

Cochino(a) Head by Esperançoso Palavras June 1, 2011

couchin 

chillin on yo couch, usually for large amounts of time doing nothing at all

- what are you doing?
- couchin
- u bum

couchin by jpick22 January 1, 2007

Conchi 

Conchi is a latin woman who will catch your eye in a crowd. She’s a beauty like you’ve never known beauty before. Her thick hair, her deap brown eyes and her Latin curves turn heads everywhere she goes.

Conchi is the kindest friend you can have. She loves you with all her heart and she gives you all she has . Everybody wants to be Conchis friend
If you know a Conchi you should hold on to her and take good care of her. As she gives so much of herself to others, remember to give back to her.

And should you be so lucky as to marry a Conchi- you got the best! Remember to give her backrubs and footmassages regularly

Did you see the new girl in town Conchi?? She’s the sweetest , I wish she was my friend

Conchi by mamalama January 18, 2019