cooch face

A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.

My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.

cooch face by trickybum April 11, 2011

couch face 

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

couch face by hotgochu February 3, 2019

Coach Face 

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".

Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".

Coach Face by Mexico!! March 10, 2010

Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.

man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced

Coach-Face by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

conche face 

having a pussy-like face and being directively singled out by it after an epic fail.

robert shot himself in the foot. he is a conche face.

conche face by conche face 67 May 15, 2011