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tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.
Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

Concuntination 

The technical term describing the act of two girls scissoring for sexual pleasure.

Derived from the word "concatenate".
Concuntination with my girlfriend is always epic!

I concuntinated last night with my girlfriend, now I have severe vaginal friction burns.
Concuntination by Miniprice December 14, 2011

Concrastination 

Is the act of one concrastinating which is when you get things done BEFORE they were ever even assigned! Usually Requires Oneself to step out of their comfort zone in any aspect of their life and excel or advance by completing personal goals that will potentially eliminate/or complete near future tasks/goals. Usually it is a self rewarding mania due to the fact that you complete assigned tasks and goals before it is assigned to you that way at the moment it is publicly/formally assigned to you it is already complete.

It also counts as concrastination by completing extra tasks or goals that may never get assigned but STILL got DONE!

Concrastination can also be defined as completing a recurring assignment/task/goal multiple times so you can get it out of the way and free up some of your time until it reoccurs again after your completed supply is exhausted.

Concrastination can also manifest a lot in academic settings where a student/teacher/pupil takes it upon themselves to explore and comprehend further into the subject/class being studied so that one may complete future assignments weather it was done on accident or consciously aware of the potential assignment possibilities.

Many times being obvious things that could be within a set of tasks to accomplish a larger goal that someone might feel the need to assign it anyway!

In layman terms work before play!
I usually don't take the trash out, but today I am in a state of Concrastination!! sooo... not only am I going to take the trash out but I will also replace the garbage bag in the garbage bin. Because later when I don't want to be bothered, I will be...

by someone asking "Did Anyone take the trash out yet today?!"

then I respond, "Of course I embraced concrastination a lot today, so now I can do whatever I want!"
"And did a new garbage make it to the garbage bin?!"
"Hellz Yea! I get shit done before its assign silly fool!"

Suzy was in a state of Concrastination when she foresaw a potential task, work assigment, or goal that she would have to complete within a month tops! And its something she really doesn't like to do! But Most likely she did it to surprise or impress the person that potentially would assign it!

"I am a Concrastinator, because i get shit done!"
Concrastination by Bo0M3R 31337 November 19, 2012

contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together
Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.
contatination by sdseww June 12, 2017

Cross Convagination

lets say you sleep with a girl who slept with a guy recently, which the guy very recently (days at most) slept with a super hot girl and may not have showered before he slept with the girl your about to sleep with.. so in a way you got some of the super hot girl by means of... CROSS CONVAGINATION
Dude,, yesterday I boned Brooke who slept with Justin like a week ago, and a day before Justin boned Brooke he was with Bridgettes fine ass.. you kno what that means.. CROSS CONVAGINATION
Cross Convagination by Nick Haggard December 19, 2008