copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

competish 

Short for competition. Used for minute-long chats between friends, quick sizing-ups between teammates, conversations among reality tv fans etc.

Greta: I wish I wasn't a cheerleader.
Farrah: Ugh, you're just saying that because you're nervous for tomorrow's competish.

Dirk: Hey man, look at that guy doing three-pointers over there.
Nigel: Psssh, tough competish.

Barb: I totally think she should've won america's next top idolized champion contender bachelorette.
Kemp: Well, what can we do? This year's competish was cutthroat.

competish by i love second hand smoke May 13, 2005

competish 

A word in the "slanguage" used in the famous film industry magazine Variety. Other examples include "cumes" (for "cumulative totals"), "thesp" (for "thespian" or "actor"), prexy (for "president") and "perf" (for "performance").

"Though no hit with the crix, pic's boffo homevid cumes recall Fight Club, another Pitt starrer for the Frog. New prexy Weiss is also excited about new Wilson brothers laffer..."

competish by Schowkuu April 26, 2005

competish 

A truncated version of the word "competition." Although the term can imply any form of fiercely brutal competitiveness among peers striving for a common goal, competish is most often used to describe the cut-throat process of attaining entrance into graduate schools of architecture.

Fuck. I'm not going to get into grad school. There's just too much competish!

competish by letmeinplease July 20, 2009

cockstash 

The act of raping someone while they are sleeping by putting your dick in there mouth and or making them give you a blowjob

Jayne was mad when she found out Joe cockstashed her

cockstash by thefreeman00 July 30, 2008

Capstasht 

a new swear word discovered by two real cool people which defines a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

"You are a capstasht"
i.e. You are a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

Capstasht by Your Lord and Master, Farouk July 30, 2008

Crompstache 

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

Crompstache by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009