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1. perf
Short for "perfect" in online slang.
Person 1: "Dude, I just saw a guy with a skullet driving an El Camino with three spare tires!"
Person 2: "PERF"
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2. perf
Short form of the word "perfect"
- "I'll come by at 8pm for the party"
- "Perf."
3. perf
shortened version of "perfect" which is mainly used by young girls who enjoy sounding like Valley Girls.
Jillian: Today I made out with Bill and Larry.
Chloe: OMG, that is so perf!
4. Perf
being as cool as can be
look at James and Lauren. they are so perf
5. Perf
Someone who is twerkalicious, sexy, unbearable, perfect and perfalicious.
"OMG Elaine so perf. It's just so unbearable!"
6. perf
shorter word for "perfect" when you're too lazy to add the rest of the word
hey katy, your smile is perf!
7. Perf
(purf). Vulgar.



–noun
:
1.a flatus expelled through the anus whilst on one's period.
2.an irritating or foolish person covered in blood


-verb:
3.to expel a flatus through the anus during the menstrual cycle (break blood). Can be disgustingly audible like slapping a raw porterhouse steak against a slab of concrete.
4.to waste time during the menstrual cycle usually by hibernating or binging.
The other day while me and Becky were at the Wahl-mart, Becky had the most epic perf we had to leave the store because they banned us, and I was like say wha?

That faggle is being such a perf!

Rhonda perfed the other day in line at the McDonalds poor girl... everyone knows you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.

I was perfing around the pantry the other day and wore myself out so I decided to take a three-day nap.
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