Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”
by YourTypicalTeenager October 27, 2017
1. A legal term that means: "We did it, but you can't prove it. And even if you CAN prove it, we'll drag out the litigation until your great-grandchildren are dead."
Corporate attorneys frequently use this phrase to defend their clients against civil lawsuits. And they get $500 a hour for this nonsense?
2. A kneejerk reaction to any accusation of white collar crime.
Corporate attorneys frequently use this phrase to defend their clients against civil lawsuits. And they get $500 a hour for this nonsense?
2. A kneejerk reaction to any accusation of white collar crime.
The attorney for Goldman Sachs said the government's fraud charges were "Completely Unfounded." After the press conference, he laughed all the way to the bank.
by Peter Kobs April 16, 2010
includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.
"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"
I know you all know what I'm talking about
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"
I know you all know what I'm talking about
by Vaela February 10, 2005
The final stage of feminization. Only truly submissive men will do this.
When a tall super sexy dominant goddess ties up her feminine submissive male partner who as a small penis. She puts makeup and lipstick on him.
Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable. On her strapon harness, she wears a super realistic dildo that throbs, heats up and squirts so it feels exactly like a real penis.
She lathers it in lube and starts fucking him from behind.
Then she forces him to keep the makeup on and wear a skirt in front of her friends while the sperm is leaking into his panties.
When a tall super sexy dominant goddess ties up her feminine submissive male partner who as a small penis. She puts makeup and lipstick on him.
Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable. On her strapon harness, she wears a super realistic dildo that throbs, heats up and squirts so it feels exactly like a real penis.
She lathers it in lube and starts fucking him from behind.
Then she forces him to keep the makeup on and wear a skirt in front of her friends while the sperm is leaking into his panties.
by Submissiveslave661 December 6, 2022
A problem so gangsta that you best be busting out your pocket non-deterministic turing machine to solve. No pimp should be caught solving problems in anything slower than polynomial time. That just ain't right.
by vaxt February 1, 2006
Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.
by Legitarius December 26, 2009
The skill of holding in all the smoke from a hit of weed. A mark of experience and/or natural skill. Also known as "zeroing"
"Yo man can you pull off The Complete Hold?"
"Not with the monster rips I'm pulling off this huge bong, but maybe if we roll up a joint ..."
"Not with the monster rips I'm pulling off this huge bong, but maybe if we roll up a joint ..."
by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009