"My date was complainful...she/he said it hurt when I shoved my c**k up their ass without any lube."
"He is such a hateful, complainful person."
"Don't be so complainful! You said get me a dime of weed, so what it's a dime of crack?"
"He is such a hateful, complainful person."
"Don't be so complainful! You said get me a dime of weed, so what it's a dime of crack?"
by SebsPhlorida February 5, 2010
When you mention that a person's inherently good trait annoys you.
Usually, the trait is a characteristic you wish you had.
Usually, the trait is a characteristic you wish you had.
Katie: Tom, in the 5 years I've known you, you have never had a lazy morning, you literally spring up out of bed and start working on the house or whatever needs to be done.
Tom: I hope that's a compliment
Katie: well, it's more of complainment. Sometimes I wish you would just be lazy like the rest of us. Why do you have to be all rammy all the time? I mean, really, it's annoying as fuck
Tom: don't dis, you're just jealous.
Tom: I hope that's a compliment
Katie: well, it's more of complainment. Sometimes I wish you would just be lazy like the rest of us. Why do you have to be all rammy all the time? I mean, really, it's annoying as fuck
Tom: don't dis, you're just jealous.
by ellare August 28, 2010
Her: When I did not write for you because I was busy, you complained, correct?
Him: Correct!
Her: When I wrote a lot for you, you complained that you don't have time to go through my posts because there are too many, correct?
Him: Yepp, correct!!!😂
Her: When I chased you, ran around from mountain down to ocean just to find you, you complained and pushed me away, correct?
Him: Correct..🥺
Her: When I respected your wish to be left alone, and I just siliently watched you from a distance through those apps including this, you complained that you want "offline, please do something, disclose, do it, try again until you feel happy with the results", correct?
Him: Correct....🙄
Him: Correct!
Her: When I wrote a lot for you, you complained that you don't have time to go through my posts because there are too many, correct?
Him: Yepp, correct!!!😂
Her: When I chased you, ran around from mountain down to ocean just to find you, you complained and pushed me away, correct?
Him: Correct..🥺
Her: When I respected your wish to be left alone, and I just siliently watched you from a distance through those apps including this, you complained that you want "offline, please do something, disclose, do it, try again until you feel happy with the results", correct?
Him: Correct....🙄
Her: Now, if I don't hug you, you will complain saying that I don't nurture you well, that we are not bestie — "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini", correct?
Him: Correct! 😎
Her: So, if I hug you all day long and all night long and don't let you go, you will still complain that you don't want to be obsessed over, correct?
Him: Corr..ect... :)
Her: Jin, you are too much... I will file a complaint to your heart that you've complained too much and that I can lock you in my heart.
Him: I promise I won't complain...
🦦 March 03, 2022
Him: Correct! 😎
Her: So, if I hug you all day long and all night long and don't let you go, you will still complain that you don't want to be obsessed over, correct?
Him: Corr..ect... :)
Her: Jin, you are too much... I will file a complaint to your heart that you've complained too much and that I can lock you in my heart.
Him: I promise I won't complain...
🦦 March 03, 2022
by Wanderlust® April 20, 2023
When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.
She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.
He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
by QuinnTay January 20, 2012
Joe: Dang, my personal maid, she never folds my socks right.
Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.
Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.
by Likesototallyrandom September 1, 2010
One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!
John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.
by ghost-riter April 28, 2017
Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
by preparation_H August 10, 2011