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commode chode 

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.
Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.
commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Commoners Coffee 

From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'
"I'm going out to get some commoners coffee, want to come?"

Commuovere 

“A heartwarming story that moved you to tears.”
Basically, any movie with a dog in it does this to me. If you want to experience Commuovere firsthand, watch Hachiko, a film based on a true story about a dog who waited for his owner at the train station every day – and did so for years after the owner died. (It's okay to cry right now.)
Commuovere by Vabe Tellurion December 13, 2022

Cleveland Combover

A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.
"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"
Cleveland Combover by Tha1&only November 23, 2009

Cleveland Combover

A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.
"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"
Cleveland Combover by Tha1&only November 23, 2009

Merry Comeovermas 

A "warm" holiday greeting inviting someone to come to your place for a hook up. This holiday can be celebrated on any day of the year, but the fun usually doesn't begin until after midnight.
It's midnight and I'm feeling lonely. Wanna celebrate comeovermas?

Merry Comeovermas!