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A politer way to say ''toilet''.
I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.
by David March 06, 2004
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Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.
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'I'm coming over with this commode I just met'
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short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.
Hey Chun Li, what's the commode?

"what? i don't know what you mean."

what's the commotion?

"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."
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a chair with a fitting hole, in the center.
Don't sit on the commode.
by Aruna SL September 14, 2015
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