Comatoasted 

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

Comatoasted by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011

comatoast

so fucking 'toasted' that you're in a coma.

man, i'm comatoast since we roasted that bowl.

comatoast by john moritz August 30, 2003

comatastic 

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

comatastic by Popski December 7, 2006

CommaToDaTop 

Comma To Da Top

Parrain...Mais Cher, what is dat symbol... dat one right der... looks like a commatodatop?

Mais La!! You a coonass yeah! Dat der is dat thing called an apostrophe. I’m pretty sure on dat.

CommaToDaTop by Postyyyyy December 26, 2018

comotoast 

A misunderstanding for the word comatose. It is thought to be said comotoast because of unclear speaking. Comotoast has no real meaning.

Wait..... you could be in comotoast?

comotoast by Diddittt August 6, 2016

Commatose 

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.

Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.

Commatose by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021

Commatose 

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.

Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!

Commatose by hi_there! June 10, 2021