Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.

Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.

Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

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comedienne

This is in the other dictionary meaning a female comedian. If anyone has ever heard of one of these, please let me know.

Guy 1: Jo Brand is a comedienne.
Me: Wait dude, are you telling me a girl actually makes a living telling jokes?
Guy 1: Yeah
Me: She must have really big tits

comedienne by Fergus J May 28, 2006

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comedienne • Comedience • Covidience

Comedience

The quality, state or presence of being comedic; the essence or effectiveness of humor

My friend Charlie has a high comedience

Comedience by SoulBringer February 16, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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