Colourbond Creepy

When something is creepy, usually involving small children and overweight older men.

Taken from the Colourbond Roofing advert where the father (slightly overweight) is sitting on the outside toilet and the door opens. He then continues to stare at his roof while strange but pleasant music is played in the background. Then the mother and her friend walk outside, joined by the small daughter. As they see the father on the loo, the women gasp and cover the girls eyes, but then the little girl uncovers them to stare at the old man. This is therefore Colourbond Creepy because the little girl wants to look at the old man on the loo.

Person One: Dude, why is that little girl still looking?
Person Two: I donno dude, but that's Colourbond Creepy.

Colourbond Creepy by FINGLEGEND February 4, 2007

colourblind 

georgenotfound can use this word anytime

BadBoyHalo: dude why’d you bring me lasagna? I asked for an apple..? George: I’m colourblind

colourblind by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021

Colourblind Bottom 

Basically Georgenotfound. Guy is both bottom and colourblind. He is a member of Dream Team

"Hey did you know that George is colourblind?"
"I did i also heard that he is a colourblind bottom"

Colourblind Bottom by Mnietuniema April 7, 2021

ColourBlind 

When you can't see colour .And Traffic light u also can't see henceforth you also just don't care and cause and accident leaving behind aftermath of your destruction

Friend:Bro Wtf Man you just speeding thrue a red light wtf is wrong with you you gonna get us killed.
ColourBlindFriend:Iam ColourBilnd you think I give a fuck.
Friend: We're doom the cops are on our tails now.
ColourBlindFriend:Those aren't cops I can't see Thier siren's going be bo be bo.
Friend:Kay they now shooting at us .Proceeds to grab hold of the car sterring wheel and yank it.
GG the Car Flipped and they went up it fire without the cops getting breaking too much sweat.

ColourBlind by BadComputer August 31, 2023

You can't fly jets if you're colourblind

Originated from the movie "Little miss sunshine".

When you dreamed of something for a long time that you wanna accomplish (eg: dream job, or other goals) but later on you realise you can't achieve it because of a disability you have and/or other things stopping or preventing you from doing that spesific thing.

Person 1: I wanna become a pilot!

Person 2: But aren't you colourblind?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: You know you can't fly jets if you're colourblind.

You can't fly jets if you're colourblind by _alex_aka_me_ June 6, 2022