stuff u wear to make u smell good and shit and some people think that the gals will fuck them if they wear it but it aint true but its still cool stuff
but dont drink it and dont buy the kind that smells like dick and you'll do fine in the cologne world
but dont drink it and dont buy the kind that smells like dick and you'll do fine in the cologne world
Loser: I gotta put on some cologne so that susy will bang me
Other Guys: hahahaha loser dumbfuck ninny shit pussy whipped bitch
Other Guys: hahahaha loser dumbfuck ninny shit pussy whipped bitch
by patio boi April 4, 2004
by matfunguy July 5, 2015
A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.
by glovebutton February 17, 2014
The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.
"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
by Harry-as-a-boy May 12, 2009
The environment-destroying cloud of stank that surrounds a person who has overdosed on the fragrance.
"Dude, that guy had a serious cologne cloud happenin. I can still smell that shit 2 hours aftyer he left."
by Kim K January 16, 2006
This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.
"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."
by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008