Chillasturbate 

To masturbate on and off while chilling for a long period of time. Often occurs during boring weekends when nothing is going down and leads to loss of friends/eyesight.

"My mom is mad at me because all I do is Chillasturbate and I'm starting to wreak of it"

Chillasturbate by Richards, not the one from KS February 4, 2010

Collasturbation 

Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.

"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."

"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."

Collasturbation by thickage March 7, 2007

collabsturbate 

The act of two or more individuals masturbating together.

The meeting was beginning to be very unproductive so John suggested the men collabsturbate in order to get their creative juices flowing.

collabsturbate by wrangerti December 5, 2013

Clasturbate 

v. when you have the guts to masturbate during class

there for, masturbation mixed with class

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Jax clasturbate during history today?
Girl 2: No, did he finish off?

Clasturbate by ntx confessions January 31, 2014

Celasturbate

The act of masturbating to celebrate something. Must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.

Once I finish this essay I'm gonna celasturbate!

When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.

Celasturbate by ASaga2 February 15, 2010

Collasterbation 

The act in which to collaborate with one’s self

I’ve came up with many great ideas following my collasterbation session

Collasterbation by Scottis2hottis February 7, 2023