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To masturbate on and off while chilling for a long period of time. Often occurs during boring weekends when nothing is going down and leads to loss of friends/eyesight.
"My mom is mad at me because all I do is Chillasturbate and I'm starting to wreak of it"
by Richards, not the one from KS February 03, 2010