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Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome
Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is a false illness, usually used by students who require to wear a uniform or people who have hickeys. This illness allows them to cover their necks for as long as they wish.
Symptoms of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome include chills or goosebumps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.
The only cure for Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is to cover one's neck with something warm - turtlenecks and scarves work well. One may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one's peers actually look up the illness.
Symptoms of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome include chills or goosebumps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.
The only cure for Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is to cover one's neck with something warm - turtlenecks and scarves work well. One may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one's peers actually look up the illness.
Teacher: "Why are you wearing that scarf? It's not an accepted uniform piece! To the principal's office with you!"
Student: "But I have to wear it. I've got a pretty bad case of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome."
Teacher: "Oh. Well, that's okay, then."
Student: "But I have to wear it. I've got a pretty bad case of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome."
Teacher: "Oh. Well, that's okay, then."
Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome by Rougemont November 18, 2009
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coldnecks
A 'coldneck' refers to those people who aren't blessed with a mullet. Nobody wants to be a coldneck.
Badass with mullet: "What're your starin' at, coldneck?"
Coldneck: "Nothing, man, chill..."
Badass with mullet: "Yeah, that's what I thought...fuckin' coldnecks..."
Coldneck: "Nothing, man, chill..."
Badass with mullet: "Yeah, that's what I thought...fuckin' coldnecks..."
coldnecks by Rokken-Ass Jordon May 14, 2008
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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