coke shits 

The sensation of having to shit urgently and frequently while under the influence of coke (cocaine, blow, cola, snow, etc.)

Guy: So, are you coming home with me tonight?

Girl: I just railed an 8-ball and my stomach's telling me that I may have the coke shits. Maybe another time?

coke shits by KING CXCI January 16, 2010

CopeShit

Standing for Copenhagen Shit. It is the act of putting a dip of Copenhagen snuff in your lip while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. Very popular among Cowboys and good ol' country boys because there is no need for a spitter. You simply spit between your legs into the toilet below.
Also called a dip shit.

Classmate: Why were you in the bathroom so long during class last period.
Me:I took a nice ol' CopeShit.

CopeShit by Chasedrodeo January 25, 2016

conshitstency

Consistently shitty.

The Toronto Raptors continue to show their conshitstency in the clutch.

conshitstency by RaptorBlog.com January 20, 2009

Cakeshit 

Appears attractive, perfect, or appealing on the outside but is disappointing, messy, fake, or unpleasant on the inside.

~Don’t be fooled by his smooth talk and style he’s a total cakeshit underneath it all.

~That apartment was cakeshit. Looked fancy online but was falling apart in person.

Cakeshit by mcojack July 8, 2025

eat cakeshit 

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.

This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.

eat cakeshit by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025