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Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt
Coise is an ugly little Crunt.
Coise by jlang1 December 3, 2011
Related Words
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The best bfb character other than lollipop to ever exist
person 1: Hey whos ur favorite bfb character?

Person 2: Coiny duh

Person 1: wanna makeout?

Person 2: sure
coiny by Stinkeetinkee May 19, 2021
Refers to having a knack for creating new verbiage, or coining expressions.
One who coins words is certainly quite coiny.
Coiny by Danny Durden September 15, 2020
A mixture between "cunt" and "moist." Many women are other grossed out or severely offended by these words, therefore it's been combined.

Sidenote: "Cunt" can be alternated with "cooze," "clit," or any of your own C words.
I was gonna pound her slophole, but then her coist room mate came home and cock blocked me.
Coist by CoistInAHat March 21, 2011
portuguese word popularized by Gato Fedorento(best tv show ever)that can mean everything and nothing at the same time. its that magical word that brings meaning to life itself.
Guy1: bla bla bla
Guy2: coiso

coiso by Xixas February 12, 2006

Cosy Girl 

A female, often young, whose interests involve staying in at night in comfy clothes and watching chick flicks (often in oversized comfy clothing usually belonging to the cosy girl's boyfriend).
Paul: Hey there's Chloe, I wonder if she's any fun.
Owen: Nah, I hear she's a cosy girl