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The act of giving oneself a blowjob. The appearance is of one coiled up like a snake or ball while performing said act.
verb: There goes Timmy in the corner coiling again.

adjective: Hey look there goes coil-boy
coiling by ]{riPti]{ November 5, 2010
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Coiling is where you stretch your foreskin out with weights or with an exercise and wrap the elongated foreskin around your leg like a coil.
"Maddox has been coiling so much I can see the marks in his pants."
Coiling by JovanniWright June 15, 2026

Toilet Coiling 

Toilet Coiling is when a man inserts his penis into plumbing pipes, for example from a toilet or urinal.
Last night Jimmy and I went Toilet Coiling
Toilet Coiling by HenloFrens March 30, 2020

hot coiling 

The first shit taken after eating ethnic food.
Man, my guts hurt so bad. I was sweating and cursing profusely while hot coiling the bowl
hot coiling by Jeevesforyou December 31, 2024

hot coiling 

The first shit taken after eating ethnic food
Man, my guts hurt. I was sweating and cursing profusely while hot coiling the bowl
hot coiling by Jeevesforyou December 31, 2024

Tesla Coiling 

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.
“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”
Tesla Coiling by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025

Ceiling Bird 

A common fixture in black people homes.
"I went to Deshaun's place yesterday and his ceiling birds keep chirping. How can he keep ignoring that."
Ceiling Bird by Rashid Ali August 5, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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