41 definitions by hughmonger

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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A prostitute or slut of Morman faith.
Jenny from Utah is a real Whorman.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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Christina's a dirty girl who likes it up the chili chute.
by hughmonger November 3, 2003
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Maria was a being a real mexicunt last night.
by hughmonger November 3, 2003
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Judy has a fine set of meat bags. I'd love to suck them.
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.
"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.

See also tea bag
Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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