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An extreme chemical reaction in the brain, resulting from an intellectual discovery or thought, which mimics an orgasim in the body.

*The term distant relative is "Cognitive Disequilibriun" which was founded by development psychologist, Jean Piaget
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Cognitive Orthodoxy

The established, institutionalized set of beliefs about cognition that dominate psychology, neuroscience, and public discourse—the often-unexamined assumptions about how thinking works, what minds are, and how cognition should be studied and understood. Cognitive orthodoxy includes commitments: that cognition happens in individual brains, that thinking can be modeled as information processing, that cognitive processes are universal, that brains are the right level of analysis, that cognition is separate from emotion and body, that laboratory studies reveal how thinking works, that cognitive science is the best framework for understanding mind. Like all orthodoxies, it provides a framework for research and understanding, but it functions as ideology—making particular conceptions of mind seem natural and inevitable, obscuring alternative frameworks (embodied, embedded, extended, enactive), and delegitimizing approaches that question cognitive orthodoxy's assumptions. Cognitive orthodoxy determines what research is funded, what theories are taught, and who counts as "scientific" versus "unscientific" in the study of mind.
Example: "She suggested that cognition might extend beyond the brain—into body, tools, and environment—and was dismissed as 'not real cognitive science.' Cognitive orthodoxy had made its boundaries feel like the boundaries of legitimate inquiry."

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Cognitive Biases of Cognitive Biases

The specific, recursive set of errors we make when trying to identify, label, and correct cognitive biases. This includes: Bias Attribution Bias (attributing others' actions to their biases, but your own to circumstances), Fallacy Fallacy applied to biases (dismissing someone's point because you spotted a bias, even if their point is valid), and the "I'm Educated on Biases" Bias (assuming knowledge of bias lists makes you immune to them).
Cognitive Biases of Cognitive Biases Example: You accuse a friend of confirmation bias for only reading news that aligns with her politics. She retorts that your accusation is itself driven by fundamental attribution error (a Cognitive Bias). You then dismiss this as a tu quoque fallacy (a Fallacy Fallacy). This infinite regress of bias accusations is the hall of mirrors created by Cognitive Biases of Cognitive Biases.

Cognitive Biases of Encyclopedia

The subconscious prejudices of the individual experts, editors, and fact-checkers who compile traditional encyclopedias. These include professional domain bias (a historian might over-emphasize political history over social history), cultural blind spots, and unconscious allegiance to disciplinary paradigms. These personal biases are harder to spot and challenge than on a wiki, as they are buried under the veneer of singular, anonymous authority.
Cognitive Biases of Encyclopedia Example: The editor overseeing the "Psychology" section of an encyclopedia, trained in strict behaviorism, minimizes the contributions of psychoanalysis or humanistic psychology, framing them as historical curiosities. This Cognitive Bias of Encyclopedia shapes the reader's entire understanding of the field, presenting one school of thought as the definitive narrative.

Cognitive Metabiases of Wiki

Biases in how the Wikipedia community collectively thinks about the cognitive biases present in the wiki system. These are flawed assumptions or beliefs regarding the nature and remediation of bias on the platform. A prime example is the Bias Neutralization Fallacy: the belief that the collective, consensus-driven editing process inherently cancels out individual cognitive biases, akin to a "wisdom of the crowd" effect for truth. This metabias ignores how systemic biases (like contributor demographics) can be reinforced, not mitigated, by group consensus. Another is the Source Fetishism Metabias, where the community believes that any statement backed by a "reliable source" is therefore free from cognitive bias, ignoring the biases embedded within the media and academic publishing industries themselves.
Cognitive Metabiases of Wiki Example: When faced with criticism that Wikipedia's coverage of feminist theory is skewed, a longtime administrator responds, "Our NPOV policy and reliance on peer-reviewed journals correct for any individual editor's bias." This reflects a Cognitive Metabias of Wiki. They assume the process (policy + academic sourcing) is a perfect antidote to bias, failing to see that the pool of academic sources itself may have a systemic bias, and that the consensus of a homogenous editor pool can amplify, not correct, that skew.

Cognitive Metabiases of Encyclopedia

Collective, cultural biases about the nature and authority of encyclopedias as a format. The dominant metabias is the Codification Equals Truth Heuristic: the deep-seated belief that information which has undergone the formal, editorial process of encyclopedic publication is more valid, significant, and "real" than knowledge found elsewhere. This leads to the Static Knowledge Fallacy—the assumption that because encyclopedias are updated slowly, the knowledge they contain is stable and perennial, rather than a snapshot of a specific scholarly moment. These metabiases grant encyclopedias an unwarranted epistemological privilege, shaping how society defines what "counts" as legitimate knowledge.
Cognitive Metabiases of Encyclopedia Example: In a debate, someone declares, "It must be true—I read it in the Encyclopedia Britannica!" This statement is powered by a Cognitive Metabias of Encyclopedia. The speaker is not just citing a source; they are invoking the cultural authority of the format itself. They believe the encyclopedia's editorial gatekeeping makes it a more reliable arbiter of truth than a dynamic, contested academic database or primary source, privileging institutional vetting over content verifiability.