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A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Cocktor by moreritz January 20, 2015
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A terrible stench and a way to make your friends look silly.
Me: It's smells like cockfor in here.

Friend: What's cockfor?

Me: Having sex.
Cockfor by TwentyFiveToLife March 10, 2011
Desperate to give oral sex in a manner much like starvation.
She was so cocklorn she took to sucking on a cucumber.
Cocklorn by Aaron Winters June 1, 2005

cocklord 

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.
Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord
cocklord by bodhi January 19, 2003

cockortunity 

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.
"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."
cockortunity by entrep June 13, 2009
A urologist; a specialist whose area of expertise is the genitourinary system. Also known as a pecker checker.
Dude, that bitch gave me syphilis and now I need to get a referral to the cocktor to check it out.
Cocktor by Dr House October 9, 2012