5 definitions by moreritz

Cocktor

A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.

Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Luluaundry

A load of laundry exclusively for Lulu Lemon athletic clothes. The fabric gets ruined if mixed with cotton or other common fabrics.

White girl 1: "Hey, do you have anything to add to my Luluaundry? I only have two pairs of yoga pants and it seems like a huge waste of water to do an entire run of laundry with just two pairs of fucking pants"
White girl 2: "Yeah, here." *hands her clothes*

by moreritz January 20, 2015

pedifool

A pedophile that mistakes a midget for a child.

Seth: "What's a pedifool?"
Stephan: "it's that thing where a pedophile mistakes a midget for a child and just goes with it"

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Instagret

Regret associated with posting an Instagram photo from the night before that you may or may not remember taking.

Boy 1: "Damn, got huge instagret this morning. Posted a pick with this girl, turns out she wasn't hot at all and everyone knows, just hit 142 likes."
Boy 2: "I liked that! Haha, she was a straight grenade."

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

by moreritz January 20, 2015