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1.
cock'⋅u⋅lent
-adj
1. Visually similar to cock.
2. Unpleasant or of poor quality to such a degree that it is noteworthy.
3. Very salty.

Origin: Combination of cock and succulent.
"Damn, there sure were some cockulent shenanigans going on in that L4D match."
by Pastymage December 04, 2008
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