by Jimbo December 12, 2003
adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003
noun and adj.
1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid
1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid
Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.
by definitelymaybe January 27, 2011
noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
by The Retards September 3, 2003
derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'
eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"
eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"
eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"
by jimzor January 5, 2006
A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.
by snippette April 24, 2011
by synyster777 January 16, 2009